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Google Van Hits Deer

The Google Van for Google Street View hit a deer. Watch as the tragedy unfold. Poor deer. :(

Here’s the link to the Street View page. (update: Google removed the image)

Click the images to enlarge.

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37 Responses to “Google Van Hits Deer”

  1. Tyler Moore Says:

    Oh dear.

  2. jason Says:

    you mean, oh. deer!

  3. John Says:

    A female deer.

  4. asdf Says:

    Google is murder!

  5. any Says:

    you were supposed to start with Doh……

  6. Jonny Says:

    Like I keep saying, women please get off the road! I know you think the Google van driver is a total hunk, but for Pete’s sake control yourselves!!

  7. Conspiracy Site Says:

    Great article man!

  8. literatehyaena Says:

    ………… unthrilled.

  9. Realist Says:

    Homer Simpson: “D’oh!”
    Marge Simpson: “A deer!”
    Lisa Simpson: “A female deer!”

  10. Mitch Haase Says:

    One time I hit a deer when a hitch hiker I picked up was giving me head. He distracted me when he unexpectedly jammed his finger up my ass. As I cried in ecstacy, a deer jumped in front of the car and I hit it. Thank god my cock was OK.

  11. pligg.com Says:

    Google Van Hits Deer…

    The Google Van for Google Street View hit a deer. Watch as the tragedy unfold….

  12. cd Says:

    No animals were harmed in the making of this map (doh – can’t say that anymore!)

  13. Peaches Says:

    If it was a female deer, then it will be a ‘doe’ not a doh!

  14. Fra Says:

    DO NO EVIL, yeah? right.

  15. gringo Says:

    HEY I LIVE AROUND HERE THE DEER ARE FREAKING HORRIBLY OVER POPULATED AND ALMOST EVERYONE HITS A DEER ONCE IN A WHILE, SOMEONE NOT FROM THE AREA WOULD PROBABLY NOT KNOW THIS, AND EVEN IN THE DAYTIME THEY COME OUT OF NOWHERE…..LEAVE GOOGLE ALLOOOOONE!!!!!!PLEASE JUST LEAVE GOOOGLE ALONE

  16. clarese76 Says:

    DOH!!!!!! a deer a female deer

  17. montana cat Says:

    stop , gut, take home , eat, all done

  18. omo Says:

    Note to Google: When skinning road kill for retail sale, always be certain to leave a paw / hoof unskinned so your customers can be assured it’s not a cat or dog.

  19. QUESTION Says:

    The real question is… did Tom Green come along later and rape that dead deer?

  20. Oh-Google Says:

    Nothing more than a fawn I bet it would be some tender eating…

    I recently read a news article and some lady was complaining about the cops never visit their neighborhood so I Googled it and guess who was in front of the Google car yep a cop of all things case closed.

  21. derp Says:

    This is a bad and obvious photoshop. Two separate image series were meshed together and it’s very apparent in the second and third images. There are clear lines of demarcation where the images meet. Whoever is fooled by this must have never seen another photoshop in their entire life. A lot of work was put into making the deers position seem consistent across the images, and it does remain consistent in relation to the left turn onto the dirt road, but the deers position is not consistent with the yellow lane lines. The third and fourth images were carefully doctored to try to emulate the jagged yellow line breakages in the first, but they are not at all in the same place nor are they the same pattern. This was a good attempt at a photoshop and would probably fool most people.

  22. derp Says:

    Let’s not forget the weird shadow (not of a google van, nor is it even a complete shadow) in the third image, as well as the obvious photoshop brush strokes starting just under the shadow. That actually relegates it to a poor attempt at a photoshop. The third image isn’t even worthy of a mention as a docotored image. It wasn’t carefully altered at all.

  23. chason Says:

    @derp

    You do realize that Google Street view images are automatically composited from several different cameras thus the inconsistencies in the photos?

  24. DERP INFORMER Says:

    Ummm… derp, google does that to patch photos together and edit out the google van shadow. They do it on just about every street.

  25. John Says:

    Fake , I don’t think g00gle can take such clear pictures

  26. Ray Says:

    …Ray, a drop of golden sun…

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  28. nipper Says:

    Can i has yer venison?

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  30. thechosen2nd Says:

    If you go to the link in google maps and go back one arrow length (in the direction where the mapview doesn’t end), you can look at the the van is traveling and just barely make out the deer in the driveway on the left side of the road.

  31. Linus Says:

    Haha klockrent kaa.

  32. Paul R Wilson Says:

    Stupid deers ! Always mindlessly reproducing ! We NEED hunting because they produce far more offspring than needed to maintain their population and because their natural enemies have been hunted out (they wouldn’t leave US alone). I suppose that in the beginning we hunted other species of humans out of existence and are now hunting the animals out as well !

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  34. BRANDON Says:

    I WANT THE BACK STRAP

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    Bookmarked

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